Will the real ‘MacBook Killa’ please stand up?

  

It’s official:

The iPad Pro is more powerful than the MacBook and MacBook Pro, the iPad air two, the Microsoft Surface Pro four…

…and former Vice President Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney was SecDef when I was in BootCamp. Now, everybody has an opinion about the Cheney the Vice President. For most people… It is an unfavorable opinion. But if you knew Dick Cheney the way that I know Dick Cheney, perhaps your opinion would change. The gravity of all of this is: Dick Cheney is one of the most powerful men in the universe. It’s not because of his physical strength or because of his political clout…

His strength lies in a number of ways he can kill you:

   
He can kill you over there…

He can kill you right here…

  
He can kill you while doing an impression of Popeye…

  
He can kill you with Hadoogin!! While wearing a Sombrero…

  
He has thought about what it would be like to be president…. 

  
Until he realized…that he actually was the President.

  
He has perfected using the reverse conk to the head as a death blow

  
He can beat your ass with a cane….

  
…and play the imperial death march on the worlds smallest violin.

But according to the boy genius report, the iPad Pro is actually more powerful than former Vice President Dick Cheney. But you don’t have to take my word for it:

The real MacBook Killa

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