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Samsung Pay TV?

Samsung is having revenue issues. We all get that from last quarters earnings report. But I’m not so certain the cause of this is because Samsung customers weren’t able to buy gems from TV.

I can only imagine how this meeting went:

Computer:

Revenue arrow
BLEEEP. We aren’t generating enough revenue. BLOOOOP.
CEO of samsung
CEO

We aren’t generating revenue…Why.

The cfo
CFO

My preliminary analysis indicates we aren’t selling anything.

Samsung ceo
CEO

CEO: WWHHHHYYYY!?!

It’s because our customers can’t buy gems from TV, Sir.

Samsung ceo
CEO

Gems?

Samsung CMO
The Marketee

Yes, gems. 50 gems for $1.99.

Samsung ceo
CEO

 $1.99? Will there be tax?

Samsung CMO
The Marketeer

No Sir…no tax.

CEO of samsung
CEO

Very well. Let them buy the gems.

Gems from the TV, 50 @ $1.99…no tax.

Samsung Pay on TV allows you to buy games, apps and movies directly from your TV

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