Inane inauguration numbers: Pictures do not lie
The Associated Press
Look, this isn’t difficult. Obama on top, Trump on the bottom. Two pictures. Same day. There is no denying they are not equal.
Even the people whose ass we had to kick…twice…could see that Trump (left) and Obama (right) had dissimilar crowd numbers. It’s kind of confusing, because in England, the pictures are side-by-side. Probably because of how the gravity is different over there. Or maybe because they are on the side of the earth instead of the top…like America.
British Broadcasting Corp
Again, the Brits get it right. When 2 Brits (BBC and The Guardian) who probably don’t even know each other, report the same thing and take the same side-by-side photos (the whole gravity thing again), showing Trump left, and Obama right, it’s getting pretty grim for team Trump.
Doesn’t Trump know the British have a Queen? Queens have some kinda special blood or something…that tells them they are royalty. Very similar to midichlorians in Jedi blood, but Queens don’t need the force. They have subjects that move things around for them when they wave their hand.
President Bush saw it too. Look at him trying to count them. Reports say he described the crowd as, “There were…literally tens of people there.”
President Obama saw. He was right there looking at them…until he closed his eyes for a while. Maybe dreaming about a fat spliff. Why not? He ain’t got nothing else to do on Friday.
Here is what they saw:
Alternative facts are pesky things.
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